This is the only place for salvation!
This world is a dangerous place!
You need salvation!
You need protection!
You need a place of safety!
While the world around you is gone insane, your neighbors are dangerous nuts, Government has lost leave of its senses, enemies are on all sides, Corporations are ripping you off, you stand helpless, swept up in a community you have no hope of understanding, there is hope.
Join me and I will protect you!
Give me your money and I will assure you salvation!
Give me your absolute loyalty and I will deliver you!
Peace, prosperity, success are yours when you become my livestock!
I bring you false prophecies of today's world news and the fabricated visions of The Wonderful World Tomorrow!
I lie to you and then I take your money.