Making a Mockery of Cult Religion
Everything in The Supreme Cult is about me.
I am what is known as a Narcissist.
Absolutely everything in this Universe revolves around me.
I am The Supreme General of The Supreme Cult.
I have a limited or a nonexistent conscience which makes me either a sociopath or psychopath.
I care deeply about my own creature comforts.
I have no schooling and am completely illiterate: This means that I am not distracted by Intellectualism and am more perceptive to the Holy Spirit which reveals knowledge to me.
Jesus Christ has taught me personally.
No one else has the truth.
If you want to get to God the Father, you go through me.
I am the Great I AM!
I am the sum of all knowledge and perfection.
By definition, you are all inferior to me.
All prophecy is revealed through me and I AM THAT Prophet!
I am essentially perfect and have not committed any MAJOR sin since my last bath!
You must believe me and believe in me, even when I am wrong, because it is your salvation.
There are those of you who question me!
This must stop, or I will start all over again with my eight Javanese Sons — they have tasty fish: The last time I saw them, I told them, “Goodbye and thanks for all the fish!”.
Follow me! I will lead you into the Kingdom! If there is one!
I will teach you in the Place of Safety.
There is no need for any plan of succession, for I will lead you into the Kingdom personally and will be alive at the time it is ushered in.
The Kingdom will come in the next five to seven years.
I know I said that seven years ago and it is as true today as it was back then.
Stick with me and I will teach you what the Seven Thunders uttered: It is a warning of next week’s weather!
Ignore the indictment against me for Criminal Income Tax Evasion: The IRS has nothing on me, except maybe, my secret Swiss Bank Accounts; I hope they don’t find the ones in the Caymans.

Note: Mikey is dead now, but we keep on with the TSCult just like the Garner Ted Armstrong Evangelistic Association and hope that no one notices the way they don’t notice with GTA.